Пяний бешкет на рейс «Трансаеро» обійшовся кемеровцу 240 000 рублів

На цьому тижні авіакомпанія Трансаеро виграла судовий позов проти пасажира, який влаштував п’яний дебош на її борту лайнера, що летів в кінці грудня 2013 року з Новосибірська в Дубаї…

Кузнецький районний суд р. Новокузнецьк, постановив стягнути з пасажира близько 233 тисяч рулів. Також на його плечі лягли витрати по оплаті державного мита розміром 5 522 руб.

Нагадаємо, напередодні Нового року 31 грудня 2013 року борт «Трансаеро» здійснював чартерний рейс в Дубай. Добре підпилий турист почав проявляти агресивне ставлення до оточуючих, що в результаті переросла в бійку з іншими пасажирами літака і бортпровідниками.

Неадекватний пасажир під час польоту також намагався розбити скло ілюмінатора, що могло призвести до непередбачуваних наслідків для безпеки виконання рейсу в цілому, тому командир екіпажу прийняв рішення провести незаплановану посадку в казахстанському аеропорту Шимкент. Під час посадки туриста зняли з літака і передали органам правопорядку.

Оскільки авіакомпанія понесла додаткові витрати, пов’язані з незапланованою посадкою, обслуговуванням і заправкою борту в іншій країні, на суму близько 233 000 рублів, їй був поданий позов про відшкодування збитків до порушнику, за місцем його проживання.

 

TUI допоможе розвивати курорти Північного Кавказу

Авіакомпанія TUI підписала угоду з двома північнокавказькими республіками про співробітництво в галузі туризму…

 

Про це повідомив Олександр Сірченко — гендиректор авіаперевізника по роботі з органами влади.

«Ми підписали угоду з Кабардино-Балкарією і Карачаєво-Черкессией про співробітництво в розвитку туризму. Ми будемо надавати допомогу з вивчення потенційних маршрутів, проведення інформаційних турів, прес-турів, аналізу загального туристичного потенціалу регіонів», — розповів А. Сірченко.

Гендиректор також зазначив, що компанія TUI вже займалася вивченням туристичного потенціалу Архиз, Приельбрусся і Домбая перед тим як підписувати угоди з республіками.

За даними АТ «Курорти Північного Кавказу» (КСК), зараз самий насичений турпотік у всесезонні комплекси «Ельбрус» і «Шаянська» складається з самостійних мандрівників, які самі планують свої програми відпочинку всередині країни, і для яких не існує проблеми мовного бар’єру. Частка організованих туристів, що приїжджають на Архиз в групах, за даними КСК в поточному році становила 8-10%.

В КСК також відзначають, що зараз можна вже говорити про затребуваність даного напрямку. Такий висновок можна зробити і по зростаючому турпотоку (приплив туристів зріс на 35% на Архиз і більш ніж на 60% на Приельбруссі) і по інтенсивному розвитку інфраструктури кавказьких лижних курортів.

Власне, для АТ «КСК» минулий сезон пройшов паралельно з масштабним будівництвом нових гірськолижних об’єктів. Так, у грудні 2015 рік була введена третя черга нової канатної дороги з найвищою точкою 3847 метрів – це рекорд не тільки для Росії, але і для Європи. У цьому ж місці була завершена і запущена в експлуатацію нова високогірна (найвища в Європі) зона для катання. Була побудована на «Архиз» туристична село «Місячна поляна» з трьома гірськолижними трасами, канатною дорогою і сучасним багатофункціональним центром.

«Оновлена інфраструктура, створена на північнокавказьких курортах останнім часом, стала сприятливою основою для зростання не тільки внутрішнього турпотоку, але також і для підвищення туристичного інтересу у зарубіжних відпочиваючий. Підвищився інтерес до тутешніх місць у великих туроператорів. Так, у лютому 2016 року ми підписали угоду про партнерство з «Тез Туром», а тепер ось і з «TUI Росія». Можна твердо говорити про привабливість цінової політики цих курортів для формування пакетних турів – ціна і на розміщення і на скі-паси цілком підходять турфірмам, які займаються гірськолижним туризмом», — повідомляє Станіслав Аристов, голова Минкавказа.

В даний час фахівці АТ «КСК» працюють над проектуванням нових об’єктів, які планується ввести в експлуатацію в 2017 році і пізніше. Це буде нова канатна дорога на «Архиз» зі спеціальною «зеленою зоною» для початківців гірськолижників, яка з’явиться до сезону 2017-2018 роках Планується будівництво нових об’єктів на північно-орієнтованому схилі. Після введення їх в експлуатацію зона катання на «Архиз» триватиме до 30 км і дасть можливість гірськолижникам кататися по різних схилах протягом 4-6 днів.

Ще планується відкрити до наступної зими в Чеченській
республіці новий комплекс «Ведучи». У 2017 році там буде добудована повноцінна
інфраструктура для гірськолижного відпочинку. За словами представників АТ «КСК», на
ці цілі російський уряд вже виділив необхідні кошти.

 

Шотландська туристка полетіла до Туреччини по простроченому паспортом чоловіка

Громадянка Великобританії, проживає в Шотландії, змогла, сама того не підозрюючи, вилетіти до Туреччини за паспортом свого чоловіка, який ще й був прострочений…

 

53-річна Меріон Ламонд вилетіла з Единбурга в Даламан (Туреччина), взявши за помилку паспорт свого чоловіка Дерека. Документ був вже п’ять років як прострочений, однак туристка без проблем пройшла всі рівні контролю в аеропорту Единбурга.

Помилка виявилася вже в турецькому аеропорту. Після допиту місцевою поліцією жінку відправили назад. По прибуттю Меріон Ламонд знову забронювала рейс у Даламан, щоб встигнути ще побути в Туреччині залишок відпустки.

Туристка сказала, що визнає, що частина провини за інцидент лежить на неї з-за неуважності. Але все ж, за її словами, вона була глибоко здивована і вражена тим, як просто вона пройшла всі етапи контролю в аеропорту з чужим, та ще й простроченим паспортом.

Зі слів представника аеропорту Единбурга, в самій повітряної гавані не перевіряються документи пасажирів, що вилітають, так як це завдання авіакомпаній. У туристичній компанії Thomson Holidays, яка продала тур Ламонд, повідомили, що за даним інцидентом проведено ретельне розслідування, і надалі такого більше не повториться.

Раніше в лютому цього року інший британської туристці відмовили у в’їзді в Таїланд з тієї причини, що в паспорті були вирвані сторінки. 28-річна Фей Вілсон, будучи в нетверезому стані, вирвала сторінки з паспорта та використала їх в якості туалетного паперу.

 

Москвичеві дали 10 діб арешту за пяний дебош на рейсі Москва-Шанхай

44-річний керівник однієї з московських фірм Андрій Криворучко, який влаштував п’яний бешкет на борту літака, що прямував рейсом з Москви в Шанхай, за рішенням суду визнано винним у вчиненні дрібного хуліганства і проведе 10 діб в новосибірському спецприймальнику.

Нагадаємо, лайнер Боїнг-767 авіакомпанії «Аерофлот» з трьома сотнями пасажирів на борту, вчора в понеділок 22 квітня здійснив вимушену посадку у новосибірському аеропорту «Толмачево» із-за неадекватного пасажира, що знаходиться в стані сильного алкогольного сп’яніння, який нецензурно висловлювався і загрожував безпеці польоту.

Під час польоту бортпровідники зробили йому не одне зауваження, але пасажир на них ніяк не реагував, а ставав лише більш агресивним, в результаті навіть порвав формений жилетку одному з них. Тому в екіпажу не залишалося іншого вибору, як екстрено посадити літак і передавати неадекватного хулігана співробітникам правопорядку.

В аеропорту екіпаж не став писати заяву на Андрія Криворучко, тому обійшлося без кримінальної статті.

Але буйному пасажиру все одно доведеться відповісти за свій вчинок, і не тільки 10 добами арешту, вже відомо, що «Аерофлот» протягом найближчих трьох тижнів має намір пред’явити йому позов через вимушену посадку, дозаправку і затримку рейсу.

 

У Калузькій області на турбазі Срібний Вік побили туристів

У нічному нападі на московських туристів на базі відпочинку «Срібний вік», розташованої на території Калузької області, підозрюється її генеральних директор – Андрій Сергєєв.

Як повідомив представник УМВС Росії по Калузькій області, в ніч на 11 серпня група агресивно налаштованих чоловіків з п’яти-семи осіб влаштувала погром в декількох котеджах і побила палицями відпочивали туристів, після чого зникла на мікроавтобусі.

Інцидент стався близько четвертої ранку, бандити увірвалися спочатку в один котедж, почавши бити сплячих там людей, а потім попрямували з тими ж намірами іншого.

Співробітники поліції з’ясували, що серед бандитів був генеральний директор цієї бази відпочинку. За словами свідків, цього вечора у нього стався конфлікт у ресторані з гостями бази, внаслідок чого він і привіз для розборок своїх подільників.

Затриманий 37-річний директор бази відпочинку пояснив, що не причетний до бійки, був весь час п’яний і нічого не пам’ятає, а також не знає нападників бандитів і вперше в житті бачить постраждалих. Після допиту його відпустили з поліції.

В результаті нічного нападу постраждали близько двадцяти туристів з Москви, в тому числі і дівчата, у всіх у них зафіксовані переломи, забої та черепно-мозкові травми.

У той же час, за словами самих постраждалих, місцева поліція не виявляє особливої активності для затримання цих відморозків, тому складається враження, що вони, хоча зам’яти цю справу.

 

SpringFest One Fashion Show at the University of Michigan

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

photo1
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

photo4
You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

photo3
Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase «upside your head.» Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

Health star ratings Kellogg reveals the cereal

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

photo1
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

photo2
Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

photo4
You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

photo3
Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase «upside your head.» Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

My work only allows Internet Explorer, so I have to manually

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

photo1
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

photo2
Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

photo4
You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

photo3
Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase «upside your head.» Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

Xbox One to launch in China this month after all

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

photo1
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

photo2
Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

photo4
You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

photo3
Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase «upside your head.» Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

Android L Will Keep Your Secrets Safer

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

photo1
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

photo2
Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

photo4
You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

photo3
Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase «upside your head.» Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.